{"id":969,"date":"2017-09-29T07:55:59","date_gmt":"2017-09-29T07:55:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/?p=969"},"modified":"2018-12-04T14:10:10","modified_gmt":"2018-12-04T07:10:10","slug":"fatcakes-mcsweezy-i-bet-getting-strapped-to","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/?p=969","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"\n\t\t<style type=\"text\/css\">\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 {\n\t\t\t\tmargin: auto;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-item {\n\t\t\t\tfloat: left;\n\t\t\t\tmargin-top: 10px;\n\t\t\t\ttext-align: center;\n\t\t\t\twidth: 33%;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 img {\n\t\t\t\tborder: 2px solid #cfcfcf;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-caption {\n\t\t\t\tmargin-left: 0;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\/* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes\/media.php *\/\n\t\t<\/style>\n\t\t<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-969 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/?attachment_id=970'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/tumblr_nwto4t1RCw1sbjmddo1_1280-150x150.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl>\n\t\t\t<br style='clear: both' \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/fatcakes.tumblr.com\/post\/165856376230\/mcsweezy-i-bet-getting-strapped-to-bic-macs\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">fatcakes<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mcsweezy.tumblr.com\/post\/131942938522\/i-bet-getting-strapped-to-bic-macs-underbelly\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">mcsweezy<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>I bet getting strapped to Bic Mac\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s underbelly sounded like heaven for lil ol Marble Pie.<\/p>\n<p>Then she realized that he had to go through his work day, and his workday start\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s at 4 am.\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Since neither of them are unicorns, they can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t untie her from him.\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>So she\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s gonna have to stay there the whole day.\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>The whole.<\/p>\n<p>Day.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>this is also fine whatever this is i just found please do this to euphie\/me<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>fatcakes: mcsweezy: I bet getting strapped to Bic Mac\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s underbelly sounded like heaven for lil ol Marble Pie. Then she realized that he had to go through his work day, and his workday start\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s at 4 am.\u00c2\u00a0 Since neither of them are unicorns, they can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t untie her from him.\u00c2\u00a0 So she\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s gonna have to stay [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-969","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","hentry","category-just-the-chef","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/969","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=969"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/969\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=969"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=969"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=969"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}