{"id":883,"date":"2017-10-08T10:10:32","date_gmt":"2017-10-08T10:10:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/?p=883"},"modified":"2017-10-08T10:10:32","modified_gmt":"2017-10-08T10:10:32","slug":"lets-talk-about-dicks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/?p=883","title":{"rendered":"Let\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s talk about dicks!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/fenicore.tumblr.com\/post\/166018962698\/lets-talk-about-dicks\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">fenicore<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>So I get asked every other day about dildos. Mostly about <a href=\"https:\/\/tmblr.co\/mmC-nvsRRSPoC2XLiD7P16g\">@baddragontoys<\/a> in particular, and usually I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll<br \/>\nrecommend a firmness, model or size, but I rarely ever inform people that there are alternatives.<\/p>\n<p>While I admire BD for kickstarting the fantasy dildo revolution, I find them genuinely difficult to<br \/>\nrecommend sometimes,<\/p>\n<p> due to the direction the company is taking, some less than ethical business practices, and obviously, <i>the price!<\/i><\/p>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/66.media.tumblr.com\/cad0293fa2d9b629d4a9c439cc4028e2\/tumblr_inline_ox8orwdtBF1utc10r_540.png\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/figure>\n<p><i><small>(Malus by <a href=\"https:\/\/tmblr.co\/moyJarjHSqKsOEuNjEDXQ7g\">@blue-ritual<\/a>)<\/small><\/i><\/p>\n<p>Due to the growing popularity of fantasy dildos, a number of indie outfits have popped up creating toys of comparable quality at a substantially lower price. From animal based toys from the likes of <a href=\"http:\/\/twintailtoys.tumblr.com\">@twintailtoys<\/a>, to nautical themed dicks by <a href=\"http:\/\/tailsnportholes.tumblr.com\">@tailsnportholes<\/a>. Whatever you desire, there is something for everyone!<\/p>\n<p><b>A few I can mention are:<\/b><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/blueritual.com\">Blue Ritual<\/a> (Highly<br \/>\naesthetic)<br \/>&#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.etsy.com\/shop\/AkifuToys\">Akifu<\/a> (Demon, Mythology)<br \/>&#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.exotic-erotics.com\">Exotic Erotics<\/a> (Animal, Fantasy)<br \/>&#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.etsy.com\/shop\/NewFolkloreSilicone\">New Folklore<br \/>\nSilicone<\/a><\/p>\n<p> (Fantasy)<br \/>&#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/twintailcreations.com\">Twin Tail Creations<\/a> (Animal, Fantasy)<br \/>&#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.etsy.com\/shop\/TailsandPortholes\">Tails and Portholes<\/a> (Nautical)<br \/>&#8211;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.etsy.com\/shop\/FckBuddies\">FckBuddies<\/a><\/p>\n<p>(Fantasy)<br \/>&#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.etsy.com\/shop\/PleasureForge\">Pleasure Forge<\/a> (Fantasy)<br \/>&#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.etsy.com\/shop\/StrangeBedfellas\">Strange Bedfellas<\/a> (Fantasy)<br \/>&#8211; <\/p>\n<p> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.etsy.com\/shop\/XenoCatArtifacts\">XenoCat Artifacts<\/a><\/p>\n<p>(Sci-fi)<br \/>&#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.etsy.com\/shop\/DamnAverage\">DamnAverage<\/a> (Sci-fi, Fantasy)<br \/>&#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/knotme.eu\">KnotMe!<\/a> (Animal)<br \/>&#8211;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.etsy.com\/shop\/QimeraForge\">Qimera Forge<\/a><\/p>\n<p>(Fantasy)<br \/>&#8211;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.etsy.com\/shop\/PhoenixflameForge\">Phoenixflame Creations<\/a><\/p>\n<p>(Fantasy)<br \/>&#8211;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.etsy.com\/shop\/MonsterMaxim\">MonsterMaxim<\/a><\/p>\n<p>(Fantasy)<br \/>\n&#8211;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.akrowsnest.com\">AKrowsNest<\/a><\/p>\n<p>(Fantasy)<br \/>\n&#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/frisky-beast.com\">Frisky Beast<\/a>* (Animal, Fantasy)<\/p>\n<p><i><small>* Potentially long wait times<\/small><\/i><\/p>\n<p>But a question you may have is \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Why do you own so many Bad-Dragon toys if there are alternatives?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d. Good question! Since these indie outfits operate at a much smaller scale, they often don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t have the capacity to make toys in the larger sizes I desire. It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s as simple as that.<\/p>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/66.media.tumblr.com\/9017ed94f7e49a0eb0a5f71905e3101b\/tumblr_inline_ox8qvtRQuM1utc10r_540.jpg\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/figure>\n<p>\n<i><small>(Atlas by<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/twintailtoys.tumblr.com\">@twintailtoys<\/a>)<\/small><\/i><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>So there you go folks! Next time you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re thinking about grabbing a new toy, just remember that there are alternatives, and the few listed above are just a selection of those available!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>fenicore: So I get asked every other day about dildos. Mostly about @baddragontoys in particular, and usually I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll recommend a firmness, model or size, but I rarely ever inform people that there are alternatives. While I admire BD for kickstarting the fantasy dildo revolution, I find them genuinely difficult to recommend sometimes, due to the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-883","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-just-the-chef"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/883","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=883"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/883\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=883"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=883"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=883"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}