{"id":6215,"date":"2014-09-08T23:19:46","date_gmt":"2014-09-08T23:19:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/?p=6215"},"modified":"2014-09-08T23:19:46","modified_gmt":"2014-09-08T23:19:46","slug":"butts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/?p=6215","title":{"rendered":"Butts? \u00e2\u009d\u00a5"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/nsfw-inkieheart-deactivated2014.tumblr.com\/post\/97008228910\/butts\">nsfw-inkieheart-deactivated2014<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><em>Do not tap the glass<\/em><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/66.media.tumblr.com\/bc68fc7bcb3d642b7668aecc75298ae7\/tumblr_inline_nblv7hiDF31szq3mb.png\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><p>Butt&hellip; *tries to resist urge to tap glass*&hellip;.<\/p>\n<p>&hellip;&hellip;.<\/p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>nsfw-inkieheart-deactivated2014: Do not tap the glass Butt&hellip; *tries to resist urge to tap glass*&hellip;. &hellip;&hellip;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6215","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-just-the-chef"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6215","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6215"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6215\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6215"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6215"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6215"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}