{"id":539,"date":"2018-04-26T13:41:08","date_gmt":"2018-04-26T13:41:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/?p=539"},"modified":"2018-04-26T13:41:08","modified_gmt":"2018-04-26T13:41:08","slug":"i-think-ipo-could-use-a-trip-to-the-nude-beach","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/?p=539","title":{"rendered":"I think ipo could use a trip to the nude beach too, don&#8217;t you think?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https:\/\/the-minuscule-task.tumblr.com\/post\/173307120998\/i-think-ipo-could-use-a-trip-to-the-nude-beach\">the-minuscule-task<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/66.media.tumblr.com\/1bb4a90381122316a0ea12d00ad4bdcf\/tumblr_inline_p7rmrtTpeX1ty56ti_540.png\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/figure>\n<p>You see, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d normally agree, but the weather\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s been really crappy as of late.\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>the-minuscule-task: You see, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d normally agree, but the weather\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s been really crappy as of late.\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-539","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-just-the-chef"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/539","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=539"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/539\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=539"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=539"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=539"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}