{"id":4844,"date":"2015-10-16T01:41:57","date_gmt":"2015-10-16T01:41:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/?p=4844"},"modified":"2015-10-16T01:41:57","modified_gmt":"2015-10-16T01:41:57","slug":"so-velvet-whats-it-like-having-a-dick-for-a","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/?p=4844","title":{"rendered":"So, Velvet, what&#8217;s it like having a dick for a change? How does it compare to your usual equipment?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https:\/\/emberkaese.tumblr.com\/post\/131254177899\/so-velvet-whats-it-like-having-a-dick-for-a\">emberkaese<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/66.media.tumblr.com\/7196fc5d13816f676c4888edfbdb224d\/tumblr_inline_nwagfmuJfY1t873wo_540.png\" \/><\/figure>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/66.media.tumblr.com\/9bfca07355469286de933299141fc822\/tumblr_inline_nwagh6hl2g1t873wo_540.png\" \/><\/figure>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/66.media.tumblr.com\/0dbb55ee2a6a8d5c10148e3f87624d70\/tumblr_inline_nwaghk7LEV1t873wo_540.jpg\" \/><\/figure>\n<p>And with this, the anon magic is broken!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>emberkaese: And with this, the anon magic is broken!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[37,101],"class_list":["post-4844","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-just-the-chef","tag-lol","tag-the-kangaroo-ask-was-me"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4844","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4844"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4844\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4844"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4844"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4844"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}