{"id":4760,"date":"2015-11-02T18:40:09","date_gmt":"2015-11-02T18:40:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/?p=4760"},"modified":"2015-11-02T18:40:09","modified_gmt":"2015-11-02T18:40:09","slug":"how-did-cadances-vagina-get-a-baby-in-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/?p=4760","title":{"rendered":"How did Cadance&#8217;s vagina get a baby in it?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https:\/\/emberkaese.tumblr.com\/post\/132418247724\/how-did-cadances-vagina-get-a-baby-in-it\">emberkaese<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Dark magic, probably. Babies are evil!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><p>If it&rsquo;s in her vagina, I&rsquo;ll agree. Ouch, that&rsquo;s going to be painful!<\/p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>emberkaese: Dark magic, probably. Babies are evil! If it&rsquo;s in her vagina, I&rsquo;ll agree. Ouch, that&rsquo;s going to be painful!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4760","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-just-the-chef"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4760","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4760"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4760\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4760"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4760"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4760"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}