{"id":4749,"date":"2015-11-06T01:39:15","date_gmt":"2015-11-06T01:39:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/?p=4749"},"modified":"2018-12-05T03:18:48","modified_gmt":"2018-12-04T20:18:48","slug":"pj-nsfw-who-said-i-cant-have-sex-with-my-fav","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/?p=4749","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"\n\t\t<style type=\"text\/css\">\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 {\n\t\t\t\tmargin: auto;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-item {\n\t\t\t\tfloat: left;\n\t\t\t\tmargin-top: 10px;\n\t\t\t\ttext-align: center;\n\t\t\t\twidth: 33%;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 img {\n\t\t\t\tborder: 2px solid #cfcfcf;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-caption {\n\t\t\t\tmargin-left: 0;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\/* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes\/media.php *\/\n\t\t<\/style>\n\t\t<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-4749 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/?attachment_id=4750'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/tumblr_nxdatxhJvn1t2awiro1_1280-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl>\n\t\t\t<br style='clear: both' \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/pj-nsfw.tumblr.com\/post\/132632210122\">pj-nsfw<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Who said I can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t have sex with my fav pet as a flight attendant while flying a plane?<\/p>\n<p>You may ask yourself the following questions:<\/p>\n<p>1)\u00e2\u20ac\u0153where\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s the co-pilot?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d <\/p>\n<p>In your aSs.<\/p>\n<p>2)\u00e2\u20ac\u0153isn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t that dangerous or illegal?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>It is. Very. <\/p>\n<p>3) \u00e2\u20ac\u0153but\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>Just fap to it, will ya?<\/p>\n<p>\nAlso yes, more anthro\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6and I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m not thinking of ending this anytime soon.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>pj-nsfw: Who said I can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t have sex with my fav pet as a flight attendant while flying a plane? You may ask yourself the following questions: 1)\u00e2\u20ac\u0153where\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s the co-pilot?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d In your aSs. 2)\u00e2\u20ac\u0153isn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t that dangerous or illegal?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d It is. Very. 3) \u00e2\u20ac\u0153but\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Just fap to it, will ya? Also yes, more anthro\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6and I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m not thinking [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4749","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","hentry","category-just-the-chef","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4749","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4749"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4749\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4749"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4749"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4749"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}