{"id":4557,"date":"2016-01-04T03:30:47","date_gmt":"2016-01-04T03:30:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/?p=4557"},"modified":"2016-01-04T03:30:47","modified_gmt":"2016-01-04T03:30:47","slug":"1786-dicks-so-far-not-including-part-2-of-the","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/?p=4557","title":{"rendered":"1,786 dicks so far not including part 2 of the comic"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/askbraeburned.tumblr.com\/post\/136579338254\/1786-dicks-so-far-not-including-part-2-of-the\">askbraeburned<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Are\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6a-are you using some sort of dick-detection algorithms? like, you can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t just go on e621 and search\u00c2\u00a0\u00e2\u20ac\u0153braeburned penis\u00e2\u20ac\u009d. that\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s assuming one penis per picture<\/p>\n<p>what\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s your strategy, mister. tell me your methods<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>askbraeburned: Are\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6a-are you using some sort of dick-detection algorithms? like, you can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t just go on e621 and search\u00c2\u00a0\u00e2\u20ac\u0153braeburned penis\u00e2\u20ac\u009d. that\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s assuming one penis per picture what\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s your strategy, mister. tell me your methods<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4557","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-just-the-chef"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4557","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4557"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4557\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4557"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4557"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4557"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}