{"id":3846,"date":"2016-06-05T02:28:31","date_gmt":"2016-06-05T02:28:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/?p=3846"},"modified":"2016-06-05T02:28:31","modified_gmt":"2016-06-05T02:28:31","slug":"you-cant-post-beastiality-on-tumblr-ya-dummy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/?p=3846","title":{"rendered":"you can&#8217;t post beastiality on tumblr ya dummy. crop it at least before you get banned"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mysecretclopaccount.tumblr.com\/post\/145431762403\/you-cant-post-beastiality-on-tumblr-ya-dummy\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">mysecretclopaccount<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https:\/\/captainbutteredmuffin.tumblr.com\/post\/145373468136\/you-cant-post-beastiality-on-tumblr-ya-dummy\">captainbutteredmuffin<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/66.media.tumblr.com\/d423ff43eef9554c71b959bcb5285b97\/tumblr_inline_o87uuwcrGJ1s8vp3a_540.png\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/figure>\n<p>Just gonna sit here and wait for the tumblr gods to smack me upside the head.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>I actually didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t know that was a rule, thank you. &lt;3<\/p>\n<p>full res here&gt;&gt;&gt;\u00c2\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/derpibooru.org\/1169480\">https:\/\/derpibooru.org\/1169480<\/a> cause this one\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s fuzzy for some reason\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I CAN SUCK THESE COCKS<\/p>\n<p>YOU CAN\u00e2\u20ac\u2122T SUCK THOSE COCKS<\/p>\n<p>GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>mysecretclopaccount: captainbutteredmuffin: Just gonna sit here and wait for the tumblr gods to smack me upside the head. I actually didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t know that was a rule, thank you. &lt;3 full res here&gt;&gt;&gt;\u00c2\u00a0https:\/\/derpibooru.org\/1169480 cause this one\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s fuzzy for some reason\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 I CAN SUCK THESE COCKS YOU CAN\u00e2\u20ac\u2122T SUCK THOSE COCKS GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3846","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-just-the-chef"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3846","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3846"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3846\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3846"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3846"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3846"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}