{"id":2810,"date":"2017-01-21T14:25:14","date_gmt":"2017-01-21T14:25:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/?p=2810"},"modified":"2018-12-04T19:12:29","modified_gmt":"2018-12-04T12:12:29","slug":"captainbutteredmuffin-kinkypinkie-art-i-took-a","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/?p=2810","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"\n\t\t<style type=\"text\/css\">\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 {\n\t\t\t\tmargin: auto;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-item {\n\t\t\t\tfloat: left;\n\t\t\t\tmargin-top: 10px;\n\t\t\t\ttext-align: center;\n\t\t\t\twidth: 33%;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 img {\n\t\t\t\tborder: 2px solid #cfcfcf;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-caption {\n\t\t\t\tmargin-left: 0;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\/* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes\/media.php *\/\n\t\t<\/style>\n\t\t<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-2810 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/?attachment_id=2811'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/tumblr_ok4m2aa1Ru1t7yfodo1_1280-150x150.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl>\n\t\t\t<br style='clear: both' \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/captainbutteredmuffin.tumblr.com\/post\/156168361676\/i-took-a-60-minute-shit-and-this-is-what-it-looked\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">captainbutteredmuffin<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/kinkypinkie-art.tumblr.com\/post\/156163598680\/i-took-a-60-minute-shit-and-this-is-what-it-looked\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">kinkypinkie-art<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>I took a 60 minute shit and this is what it looked like<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/66.media.tumblr.com\/48d5b44b2bf297c9a3d86340ddfe1e26\/tumblr_inline_ok4vsuRe131s8vp3a_540.png\" \/><\/figure>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/66.media.tumblr.com\/7ce7a680f1ae12ca58588f88d992bc87\/tumblr_inline_ok4vt5UMoR1s8vp3a_540.png\" \/><\/figure>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/66.media.tumblr.com\/9098a61ff5c80bead38d1134c82d576d\/tumblr_inline_ok4vtfu5YT1s8vp3a_540.png\" \/><\/figure>\n<p>How do I ponut?<\/p>\n<p>Sorry <a class=\"tumblelog\" href=\"https:\/\/tmblr.co\/ml0mAJtKzBEAuQMgp7eklbw\">@kinkypinkie-art<\/a>, I had to.<\/p>\n<p>That Dashie pose is super cute though. &lt;3<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>captainbutteredmuffin: kinkypinkie-art: I took a 60 minute shit and this is what it looked like How do I ponut? Sorry @kinkypinkie-art, I had to. That Dashie pose is super cute though. &lt;3<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2810","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","hentry","category-just-the-chef","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2810","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2810"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2810\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2810"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2810"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2810"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}