{"id":2217,"date":"2017-04-13T02:33:47","date_gmt":"2017-04-13T02:33:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/?p=2217"},"modified":"2017-04-13T02:33:47","modified_gmt":"2017-04-13T02:33:47","slug":"me-ive-worked-out-what-my-bird-character-is","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/?p=2217","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Me: I&#8217;ve worked out what my bird character is. She&#8217;s a madam, running a brothel called the bird cage.<br \/>\nBeardie: I stg, if there&#8217;s a room of glory holes called the bird feeder, you&#8217;re grounded.<br \/>\nMe: well, there wasn&#8217;t, but now I&#8217;m tempted&#8230;<br \/>\nBeardie: *incoherent rage*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Me: I&#8217;ve worked out what my bird character is. She&#8217;s a madam, running a brothel called the bird cage. Beardie: I stg, if there&#8217;s a room of glory holes called the bird feeder, you&#8217;re grounded. Me: well, there wasn&#8217;t, but now I&#8217;m tempted&#8230; Beardie: *incoherent rage*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"chat","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[39,38],"class_list":["post-2217","post","type-post","status-publish","format-chat","hentry","category-just-the-chef","tag-but-thats-pretty-much-exactly-how-it-went","tag-okay-i-embellished-the-conversation-a-bit","post_format-post-format-chat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2217","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2217"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2217\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2217"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2217"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.aspect-zero.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2217"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}